Not gonna lie… it took every fiber in my being not to call this post “Fifty Shades of Grey”. But honestly, I figured you all deserved something better than that. So I resisted, and now I’m really craving chicken piccata for some reason.
In outfit-related news: I can’t tell you how glamorous I felt in this getup. Believe it or not, I came this close to tossing this cape not too long ago because I hardly ever wore it. That was until I spotted these elbow-length gloves on sale for $5 at Uniqlo! They add exactly the right touch of drama. And since then, this topper has become my new favorite thing.